Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Assalamulaikum.Salam especially to melburnians. Wuhuuu rindu la pulak dh ‘lame ‘ tak jumpe nih. Setelah sekian lama…baru la berkesempatan nak update.
Sy dah selamat sampai aloq staq pada 11jan hari tuh ..dah raya kedua..ketupat pon dh nak basi…(iskisk). Excited la jugak mula-mula menjejakkan kaki di bumi Zimbabwe nih. Masa dok kat meja makan right after sampai rumah tu (mengadap ketupat…mak layan 1st class woo) rasa macam mimpi.. gelak sorang2… muehehehe. Tengahari tu mak Sy dah bawak jalan rata..kena pi kenduri korban dalam kampong…(tepaksa ikot..dia nak habaq kt sedara mara anak dia balik raya…sunggoh laaa). Suma orang pon amazed at the roundness of my face (hallo?this is what people call sehat!! Grrrr). Mak: bulatnye2. Tok:haa tembunn! (plus komen: “labuh tudung” he he sengih ajela)
Sesampai di Zimbabwe, Sy got culture shock. Rasenye cek edah ngan fazihan pon same je. Dlm plane lagi dah mendapat layanan mesra alam pakcik steward. Excited laa kot kami ja melayu dlm plane tuh. Siap buat lawak cecupak dgn cek edah… Sy kat sebelah was like …errrkkk. Sampai kt imigresen check kat klia…passport sy buat hal…tpaksa la pulak berurus niaga dgn pakcik jaga yg jugakkk mesra alam. Adeiii…tak layan nampak sangat macam belagak..nak layan…bukannya penting sangat kot setakat tny study di mana plus lawak2 tak significant pakcik tuh. Serba salah jugak. Sekali lagi kami pakai expression ‘errrrkkk’.
Hurmm..nak cerita panjang lagi..tuh baru sampai keluaq imigresen…keluaq pi tengok kat terminal building saja…’culture semakin shock’ hehh hehhh. Majoriti malay girls (islam for sure) ada krisis identity.confuse dlm berpakaian. Kesian sunggoh kat mangsa2 keadaan nih. Kami 3 org…pandang kiri, “laa..awat lagu tu”…pusing kanan pulak’ “laaa pulak dah”. Masuk dlm keta ja, radio dh terpasang (stesen rentak muzik terkini laa apa lagi). Sy dpt tangkap sket lirik lagu ‘terrrkini’ yg main kat radio tuh. The lyric was something like ‘kau cium dia’. At that time, Sy dah speechless. (soh mak tukaq stesen…nothing better..mana2 stesen pon xdak yg boleh diharap) Dah smpi tahap nih Zimbabwe skarang??? Kalau sy balik hujung tahun ni pulak, I don’t know what to expect. Mungkinkah akan ada description zina dlm lagu2 melayu , macam yang ada dlm lagu2 omputeh skang nih??
Dah lebey kurang seminggu dok umah ni. Aktiviti cam besa… maid takdak gaji. Errkk agak dah sangap jugak dok umah. Dah la sorang2. Kawan dgn kucing (oohh I got a new kitty…ruby…nicknamed BB…manje+mengade =p) and its tv tv tv all the time.arghhh lariiiiiii. Cant wait to attend semai mesra this weekend. Need to get close to bi’ah solehah asap plus nak jumpe kawan2 akhawat. Dok umah lame2 nih mengundang bencana =S. Di manakah anda2 yg dh pulang ke Malaysia?? Senyapp je tak dengar cite?? Seronok sangat dok umah smpi tak ingat kite =(.
i just renewed my licence. Tp nak drive pi aloq staq pon jenuh kena soal jawab sehari semalam. Australia tu lain, drivers dia disciplined. Jangan bawak laju2. jangan tekan clutch masa driving (ayah,I went to driving school). Tu jalan langgaq tu kena be careful..(bukan all the time pon kena be careful ke?) ape salahnya ayah hantaq? (ape salahnye pegi sendiri?) and today I wanted to drive to bus station tu buy ticket to kl. Again I was interrogated,awat tak suroh mak pi beli aje.. aiiiiyooo. I just wont give up. Hehh I’ll just buat derk until me driving alone is acceptable for my parents (especially ayahandaku itu) gegegege
Hahha I have here a few reminders for those who are coming back to Malaysia for the first time. Don’t make my mistake..malu woo
i) jangan excited bile nampak org melayu. Jangan perasan diorg pon excited + akan tegur / bg salam bile nampak korg
ii) Jangan bg duit syiling seringgit kat makcik jual candy. Duit tu dah tak laku skang nih.(“kami tak terima duit tu dik…pegi bank pon bank tak mau dah” erkkk lagi)
iii) Remember to order for your drink to be kurang manis…(“mane tau..kat oz bubuh gule sndiri…” jgn perasan ni oz)
iv) Don’t expect people at the counter to greet you even with ‘hallo’ or ‘hi’ apetah lagi assalamualaikum
Pc kat umah tak bole pakai intenet, asek dc je… My laptop pulak tak bole install tmnet..xtau pasaipa. So susah la sket nak contact dgn akhawat di Malaysia juga di serata dunia (kekeke). Sy mintak maaf la kalo susah nak contact sy eyh. Tp still can call my home and mobile pon ana mintak loan mobile kat mak buat sementara, x beli simcard baru. So anything just contact me at 012 4744140.wokeyh…salamm
~~*posted on*~~ Wednesday, January 18, 2006
